It's just like a movie:
Thee crew of the USS Chocolatey Shatners desperately throws buckets of water overboard, but the ship continues to sink beneath the tide, emotions of dread and despair etched on the crew’s faces. “Captain, the enemy is approaching on the starboard side!” Like lightning, the HMS Your Mum crashes into the right side, nearly tossing the Chocolatey Shatners into the crashing waves. “This is the end of the line for you, Shatners!” cries the crew of Your Mum.
Dodds, Will; Klauer, Emerald; and Biehl, Isaac
"Battle Ship H20,"
Ethos: Vol. 2016
, Article 17.
Available at: http://lib.dr.iastate.edu/ethos/vol2016/iss2/17