"WHERE have you been, young man?" my mother asked as I came in the kitchen door. "Just messin* around/' I replied in the evasive vernacular of one who does not want his mother to know where he has been...
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Sketch: Vol. 37
, Article 6.
Available at: http://lib.dr.iastate.edu/sketch/vol37/iss2/6