WHO—CHIEF? Naw, he just sets in that there rocker and stares at the street. Come out of the hills about two years back and got a job as a tourist attraction setting in front of Riley's here. Don't haf ta do nuttin'—ain't never heard him talk—prob'ly don't know English."
Sketch: Vol. 37
, Article 4.
Available at: http://lib.dr.iastate.edu/sketch/vol37/iss4/4