And so it came to pass that all was in the past and young Uhric Zetel experienced a profound, prophetic urge to leave his father's trade the Triple X Flesh Emporium and cleanse himself of the dregs of earthly sin and vice to search for a humble way to serve mankind and reveal the cosmic secrets of the mysterious Etc. which he had mystically discovered to eager seekers everywhere...
"The Rise and Fall of Mellow Moonbeam,"
Sketch: Vol. 39
, Article 4.
Available at: https://lib.dr.iastate.edu/sketch/vol39/iss2/4