Get aboard the "Good Breakfast Special" which is now leaving for the Perky Personality, Mental Alertness, Physical Fitness and Greater Efficiency. Don't take the "Poor Breakfast Local" which goes to Listless Junction.
"All Aboard for the Good Breakfast Special,"
Iowa Farm Science: Vol. 10
, Article 6.
Available at: https://lib.dr.iastate.edu/farmscience/vol10/iss4/6