Me and Rusty found the picture in the attic, in one of Grandma's big leather-bound chests. I wanted to play dress-up but Rusty said we were pirates looking for buried treasure and he said if I didn't help him look I'd have to walk the plank. I said what does that mean and he said it means you have to go out to the barn and jump out of the hayloft which Rusty thinks is fun but Grandma says it's dangerous so I said OK I'll be a pirate and we started opening boxes and trunks...
"Things of Value,"
Sketch: Vol. 47
, Article 6.
Available at: https://lib.dr.iastate.edu/sketch/vol47/iss1/6